Joffrey AndrieuHommeMontpellier - FranceDate de naissance : 11/02/1982Profession : Spécialiste en histoire japonaise ^^
Le Japon, le Médiéval-Fantastique, les animaux et pleins d'autres choses encore ^^;;; ...
La bêtise humaine...
Deux choses sont infinies: l'univers et la bêtise humaine... Mais je ne suis pas sûr pour l'univers... (Albert Einstein) / On étouffe pas la vérité, seulement celui qui la clame... (Ozyr, Grand Dragon des Océans) / Ieyasu est certainement un grand général: aucun de ses samouraï qui attaquèrent l'ennemi ne mourut le dos tourné à l'adversaire...
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir DE rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir DE. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir DE! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir DE! His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off And his pen--
SIR DE: That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. Heh. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
DENNIS: Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom.
WOMAN: Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. We haven't got enough mud.
ALL HEADS: Halt! Who art thou?
MINSTREL: [singing] He is brave Sir DE, brave Sir DE, who--
DE: Shut up! Um, n-- n-- n-- nobody, really. I'm j-- j-- j-- ju-- just, um-- just passing through.
ALL HEADS: What do you want?
MINSTREL: [singing] To fight and--
DE: Shut up! Um, oo, a-- nothing. Nothing, really. I, uh-- j-- j-- just-- just to, um-- just to p-- pass through, good Sir Knight.
ALL HEADS: I'm afraid not!
DE: Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I am a Knight of the Round Table.
ALL HEADS: You're a Knight of the Round Table?
DE: I am.
LEFT HEAD: In that case, I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think kill him.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, let's be nice to him.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, shut up.
DE: Perhaps I could--
LEFT HEAD: And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favour!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky. You're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore!
LEFT HEAD: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD: All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
MIDDLE HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.
MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir DE ran away,
DE: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away, away.
DE: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir DE turned about
DE: I didn't! MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
DE: I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat,
DE: All lies! MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir DE.
DE: I never!
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